Last weekend, the boy was playing on his co-ed soccer team as usual. But some girl pushed him and he fell down.
Look at the size of his bruise! It's JUST starting to get purple and nasty.
I demanded the name of this stupid girl so that I can push her down and smack her around a bit. Ohmygosh... I am SO mad.
I think I better start going to his soccer games so I can protect him better. Seriously. Really, really mad!